Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?
WHY AM I STILL ON THIS SITE. THIS STUFF IS HORRIBLE
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Children of Tumblr. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
Reasons why I hate what Tumblr has become, #1001.
This isn’t even being politically correct. Shit like this where people are shamed for BEING WHO THEY ARE AND LIKING WHAT THEY LIKE, is asshattery in the guise of social justice.
I am sorry for all the shit I put you through in this chapter I wrote today. You’ll be okay, though. Eventually you’ll get to bang Cloud. So I’d say we’re even.
Second in a series!
i. What does he/she smell like: Coconut, from the shampoo he uses, along with sweat, leather, motor oil, and a light scent of aftershave. Nothing heavy, though.
ii. How does he/she sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc.): Cloud sleeps curled up on his side, usually spooning Reno (or being spooned). He likes feeling cocooned while he sleeps, and buries himself in plush bedding and quilts. Cloud sleeps very soundly, sometimes too soundly. He is fond of naps, and has even taken a quick nap on the back of Fenrir if he finds himself getting sleepy during a long delivery run.
iii. What music does he/she enjoy: Classic rock, anything with a good guitar riff or drum solo, even better.
iv. How much time does he/she spend getting ready every morning: Not very long, despite the seeming complexity of his hairstyle. Cloud’s spikes are (mostly) natural. He showers quickly, throws some texturizing gel into his hair and lets it dry like that. The relative ease with which Cloud styles his hair annoys Reno somewhat, since it takes Reno an awfully long time to perfect his casually sloppy hairstyle.
v. Their favorite thing to collect: Take-out menus. Cloud does cook, but often doesn’t have the time or the energy; so he’s amassed a collection of menus from different restaurants from all over the Planet.
vi. Their religion (if any): Cloud believes in something, some higher power, but he hasn’t really put a name to it, nor does he ascribe to any organized religion. He just believes that there is something greater out there, especially after his trips through the Lifestream, it cements his belief in some sort of god or goddess.
vii. Their favorite tourist things to do when travelling: Take goofy-looking selfies with Reno.
viii. Their favorite kind of weather: Anything that does not involve snow or rain. Riding a motorcycle in snow or rain is not fun. So, precipitation bad.
xi. A weird // obscure fear // insecurity they have: Cloud does not like being blindfolded. In my headcanon for him, temporary blindness is a side effect of Mako poisoning. Also, anyone sneaking up behind him and surprising him, even a lover, will set off his PTSD. He spooks easily when surprised.